yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
