Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
my god I love twenty year old dicks
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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