I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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