Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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