worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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