so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
