ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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