Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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