I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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