We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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