how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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