They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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