come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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