we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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