just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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