she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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