Dual....:-)
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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