so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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