ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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