Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It's never too late to be topless.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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