my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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