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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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