She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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