You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
