But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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