butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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