the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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