out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I need a burrito and a hug.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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