oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
