plz talk dirty to me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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