return my video game
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
no, he came in my armpit
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
