Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
two words: eviction party
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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