I am in a vortex of obligation.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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