He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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