Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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