Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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