Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
