Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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