I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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