I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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