YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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