On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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