worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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