god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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