We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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