my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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