Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
