sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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