Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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