I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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