Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize
