I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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